Have you guys seen that Toddlers & Tiaras show? It’s completely creeeepy. Sick and twisted mothers glue eyelashes, hair extensions and nails to their poor little babies and parade them around to win cash prizes. The mothers are clearly living vicariously through their children, while the fathers…to be perfectly honest, I think they’re getting their sick kicks out of it. Check out this guy, he’s a “pageant dad”

And this guy is the one judging the little babies

This show is just honestly way too much. There are poor kids crying about the spray tanning booths, too scared to go in, but have to in order to have that perfect glow for the pageant! And then, flippers. You know when kids loose their front teeth? Well they have “flippers” to take care of that problem – fake front teeth, so that their smiles are pageant perfect. This show is seriously creepy.